Yo Mama So Fat.....

yo mama so fat- she thought a slam dunk contest was talking about donuts
yo mama so fat- you hear beep beep beep, when she is backing up.
yo mama so fat- she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
yo mama so fat- she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled TAXI
yo mama so fat- she broke your family tree.
yo mama so fat- that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
yo mama so fat- that she sat on a rainbow and popped out skittles
yo mama so fat- that when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King.
yo mama so fat- that she left the house in high heels and came back in flip flops.
yo mam so fat- that when she got on the scale it said NO ANIMAL TESTING

SMDH- the things they say about us...