=any food that will turn your fingers, tongue, lips- the colors of the rainbow.
=food that will make you sleepy just looking at it.
=something so greasy that is could cure rhino eczema.
=if it looks like Sh*t going in, what's it gonna look like coming out?
=if you need a PHD to pronounce the ingredients.
=if its looking you looking at it.
=you need a beach towel to use as a bib.
=the smell will linger three days after its been cooked.
=the expiration date has an anniversary.