CONFESSIONS-of a food addy

***DON'T JUDGE ME***
I convince my friends to order food I wish I could eat, and enjoy watching them eat it.
I go into the bakery section of the supermarket and just stand there taking in all of the aromas.
I use a bigger plate and pile food on it when I am fixing a plate for others.
I used to crack fat jokes about myself before others did it.
I am afraid of losing too much weight and looking like a crack head.
I am afraid of getting saggy arm pits.
My legs were looking like wrinkly pantyhose.
I genuinely miss my best friend, Lay's WAVY Chips.
I talk myself out of exercise more often than I talk myself into it.
I always ask my kids "If I can Taste" their food- I already know what it TASTE like.

So there you have it. I'm sure there is more...